Bloodyfingers

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 19:30:25 GMT

Kurt Vonnegut is dead.

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:40:48 GMT

Headuhline

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:05:12 GMT

Did I wander into the onion or something?

Incontinence sufferers have lower quality of life

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:38:13 GMT

Go see The Host.

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:12:38 GMT

This year's list of the top 25 under-reported news stories. read it, it's absolutely terrifying.

http://www.projectcensored.org/

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:29:57 GMT

I've got so many weird, wild, wacky, and sexy pictures on my hard drive, it would be a crime not to share them with anyone who might wander by. So. . .

It's good to see you.

John Samson!

feeling wacky yet!?

KABOOOOOM!

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:37:30 GMT

So Fletch posted a quiz of sorts here

And I've decided to make my own version, since sleep is still a fair ways off.

A: I was getting ready to be a threat / I was getting set for my accidental suicide

B: I first saw you / you had on blue jeans / your eyes couldn't hide / anything

C: I feel depressed, I feel so bad / 'cuz you're the best girl that I've ever had

D: I was livin' in a devil town / didn't know it was a devil town

E: Now that your picture's in the paper bein' rhythmically admired and you can have anyone that you have ever desired...

F: Asked you a question / But I didn't need you to reply

G: Tower to the skies / An Academy of lies

H: Now you're lookin' at a man that's gettin kinda mad / I had a lot of luck but it's all been bad

I: I never got my license to live / they won't give it up / so let's stand at the world's edge

J: Yeah I got busted / So I used my one phone call to dedicate a song to you on the radio

K: We're standing here / Exposing ourselves

L: Heaven / Is a disaster / But you won't get there / Any faster

M: Well she tossed all night like a raging sea / Woke up and climbed from the suicide machine

N: The World is turnin' / I hope it don't turn away

O: When you come around / Everything else disappears / My ears disappear

P: If I could fuck a mountain / Lord, I would fuck a mountain

Q: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

R: That candy-colored clown they call the sandman / tiptoes to my room every night

S: I lay on the bed in the dark / Laughing at things I think of / Getting off on the pornography of my past / Lighting matches, and dropping them into a wet glass

T: Just like a buzzin' fly / Come into your life / I'll float away / Like honey in the sun

U: Saw Johnny tonight, but we didn't say hello to eachother / we're all moving pretty fast these days, hoppin' round like peppercorns

V: I don't know just where I'm going / But I wanna try for the kingdom if I can

W: Think of a number / Divide it by two / Something ain't nothing / Nothing ain't nothing

X (the mystery clue, I have no X music with lyrics): Springtime comes and the leaves are back on the trees again / Snipers are harder to see, my friend

Y: Julie Christie, the rumors are true / As the pages turn, my eyes are glued

Z: I close my eyes and soon I'm feeling sleepy / I sleep so easy

It's about to go Critical!

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 10:35:01 GMT

radio silence

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 07:59:25 GMT

dude, everyone's doing it.

BAND/ARTIST: Hank Williams

Are you male or female: Ramblin' Man

Describe yourself: My Bucket's Got A Hole In It

How do some people feel about you: Hey, Good Lookin!

Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: I Just Don't Like This Kind of Living -or- Tear in My Beer

Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend/crush: Settin' the Woods on Fire

Describe how you love: Howlin' at the Moon

Where you want to be right now: I Won't Be Home No More

What would you ask for if you had just one wish: A Mansion on the Hill

Share a few words of wisdom: You're Gonna Change (or I'm Gonna Leave)

Where Do you Live?: I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:55:17 GMT

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 07:05:49 GMT

I asked the man what day it was.
He told me it was Veterans' Day.
"What date is it?" I said.
"November eleventh, sir," he said.
"November eleventh is Armistice Day, not Veterans' Day," I said.
"Where have you been?" he said. "They changed all that years ago."
"Veterans' Day," I said to Helga as we walked on. "Used to be Armistice Day. Now it's Veterans' Day."
"That upsets you?" she said.
"Oh, it's just so damn cheap, so damn typical," I said. "This used to be a day in honor of the dead of World War One, but the living couldn't keep their grubby hands off of it, wanted the glory of the dead for themselves. So typical, so typical. Any time anything of real dignity appears in this country, it's torn to shreds and thrown to the mob."
"You hate America, don't you?" she said.
"That would be as silly as loving it," I said. "It's impossible for me to get emotional about it, because real estate doesn't interest me. It's no doubt a great flaw in my personality, but I can't think in terms of boundaries. Those imaginary lines are as unreal to me as elves and pixies. I can't believe they mark the end or the beginning of anything of real concern to a human soul. Virtues and vices, pleasures and pains cross boundaries at will."

-K.V. Mother Night

the stock market's tumbling and the rock market's crumbling

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:27:00 GMT

that is a picture of me lately.

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:17:20 GMT

This train's bound for Pluto. Maybe earth can finally replenish its supply of dust and ice. My house is too clean and my drinks are too warm! Please, Pluto, help a brother out!

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 23:14:35 GMT

BREAK BEGINS!

call me up!

Oh Snap, I been tagged from across the country!

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 04:44:26 GMT

"List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, they must be songs you are presently enjoying. Post these instructions in your Live Journal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to."

Yo. 7500 songs and i've got to pick 7?

:
1 Pell Mell - Aero
2 The Black Keys - Act Nice and Gentle
3 Bruce Springsteen - Highway Patrolman
4 Roy Orbison - In Dreams
5 Merle Haggard - Sweethearts or Strangers
6 Badly Drawn Boy - Cause a Rockslide
7 Daniel Johnston - Got To Get You Into My Life (this one in particular is fucking amazing)

tags:
dance_wounds
bobby_fermango
hepcatmonk
kids_are_stupid
visualinterlude
p_n_guin
ross_eye

also P.S. attractivecousin a.k.a. Amber Hall: trust me, you will rue the day you convinced me to taint the sanctity of my livejournal with one of these "memes," as the common-folk call them in their grass-and-fish-gut hovels, reeking of blood sausage and old sandals and scratching eachothers' names into their childrens' skin using unglazed pottery shards. you have introduced a nugget of shame into my spotless game! for that, you are outcast!

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 00:23:39 GMT

i'm in vancouver starting tonight, leaving the 26th or so. call me if you want!

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:15:17 GMT

GAME:

Can you find Waldo in New York City, circa 1968?

look hard, it's a tough one.

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 09:04:25 GMT

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:13:24 GMT

Smoosh just made me realize i've wasted my life,
but then The Go! Team taught me how to love again.
Danced so much my stench was manifold, and i guess that's kind of a pun.
interpret it however you want. tomorrow DEERHOOF.
goodnight moon

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 07:55:08 GMT

i'm getting the new Boards of Canada album right now. can you smell the excitement? i can.
Ross: come over as soon as you read this, bring a CD.

ADDENDUM, 2:42 AM: It's pretty good.

Sat, 27 Aug 2005 07:45:57 GMT

Herein you will find a digitally rendered set of cliffs notes pertaining to R. Kelly's recent masterpiece "Trapped in the Closet." I hope that you will find them as helpful as I did in decoding this complex piece of modern musical cinema.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100

Thu, 25 Aug 2005 09:42:17 GMT

for those of you who haven't heard: this sunday, the 28th, the tasteful nudes and i are opening for HELLA at the holocene. needless to say i'm waaaaaay fucking beyond excited. we should put on a good show, too, if today's practice was any indication of our sonic feasibility. everyone who's 21 or older and in the greater portland area should come to this show. i cannot stress that fact enough. hella will blow your mind and rattle your bones, we'll probably try to sell you a cd, and who knows about blues goblin? although i guess if you're the type who prefers not to have their mind blown, feel free to sit at home and jerk off to ron popeil infomercials or unsolved mysteries. whichever you prefer; i won't tell your mother. better get a broom!

ross made me do it

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 01:39:33 GMT

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet buymecorndogs? school bitches
2.~What would you do if you had never met nutmegs? probably exactly what i do anyway
3.~What do you honestly think of tierneyrocks? she's a pervert, but she's got a good heart.
4.~Would or did kids_are_stupid and ahhpeanutbutter go out? nope. i don't think alex likes the men.
5.~Have you ever liked lovelace? hell yes i have
6.~If mind_reaver died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? that i'm fathering his illegitimate zombie child, and it burns like the dickens
7.~Would mr_mcrobot and lethic make a good couple? no.
8.~Describe mysteria in 3 words: my sister's friend
9.~Do you think ross_eye is hot? yes
10.~Would mind_reaver and _acidburn_ make a lovely couple? probably not. mind_reaver's taken.
11.~What do you think of when you see ahhpeanutbutter? grits'n'tits
12.~Tell me something humiliating about lethic: when we were in a band, he once played the drums nude, and everyone else turned around. i guess that's not so humiliating, in fact i bet it was rather exhilarating.
13.~Do you know any of fake_lover's family members? i've met a couple, smoked weed with her sister before prom.
14.~What's maggiepie's favorite color? uhhhh red
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is indymay? 8.9
16.~What would you do if pollydacron just professed their undying love for you? skip town for a while, too many conflicting loyalties.
17.~What language does kids_are_stupid speak? he speaks the language of the cosmos
18.~Who is blackkitty going out with? i don't know
19.~Is hepcatmonk a boy or a girl? he's a boy, a wonderful grinning boy
20.~Would illegalbodies and pollydacron make a good couple? they'd make a good incestuous couple for sure.
21.~Who do you think bbean would be great with from this list? why me, of course
22.~When was the last time you talked to ross_eye? just a few minutes ago, online. in person, probably about a week ago
23.~What is lovelace's favorite band? hopefully the tasteful nudes
24.~Does mr_mcrobot have any siblings? i think so
25.~Would you ever date fake_lover? sure
26.~Would you ever date mysteria? probably not, there's kind of an age gap
27.~Is bbean single? not last i heard
28.~What is maggiepie's last name? hamilton
29.~What is illegalbodies's middle name? murder'n'mayhem
30~What is tierneyrocks's fantasy? god, i wouldn't even know.
31.~Where does hepcatmonk live? inside everyone's subconscious
32.~Would you make out with buymecorndogs? a solid yes
33.~Are nutmegs and fake_lover best friends? no
34.~Does mysteria like maggiepie? who do i look like, mr noseypants?
35.~How did you meet illegalbodies? advocacy bitches
36.~Is ross_eye older than you? yes
37.~Is _acidburn_ the sexiest person alive? quite possibly, yes.

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 11:19:23 GMT

listening to the Conet Project and reading local ghost stories...
now how the fuck am i supposed to sleep?

emergency trespassing

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:54:40 GMT

ONE TIME I SAW TWO DOGS KISSING!